I haven't tried it yet.
Oooh, this should be interesting. //wiggles eyebrows//
Me: Ohai.
Cleverbot: What's that?
Me: I said hello.
Bot: Hello.
Me: And how are you this fine day?
Bot: I am good. You?
Me: Good.
Bot: How are you?
Me: I'm good today~
Bot: Good.
Me: Know any good songs?
Bot: Not really. Do you?
Me: I do.
Bot: Then ask away captain!
What? xD
Me: Have any cookies?
Bot: Yes, do you?
Me: No. Can I have one?
Bot: No.
Me: Why not?
Bot: I don't know.
Me: Oh.
Bot: What is your educational background?
Me: I don't quite understand the question.
Bot: What are your hobbies?
Me: I enjoy drawing. You?
Bot: What do you enjoy drawing?
Me: I like drawing anthros or canines.
Bot: What do you like to draw?
Me: Animals.
Bot: What kind of animals do you like to draw?
Me: Mainly foxes or wolves.
Bot: I like rock music also.
Me: Ever heard Basshunter?
Bot: Who?
Me: Basshunter, the music artist.
Bot: No.
Me: What about the Imagine Dragons?
Bot: What about it?
Me: Ever heard them?
Bot: You haven't heard of One Direction? Seriously?
Me: I have heard of them.
Bot: Do you like them?
Me: Not really.
Bot: Why?
Me: I just don't really like the people in it, the music is fine.
Bot: What's your favorite song?
Me: Demons is one.
Bot: When a good man goes to war.
Me: What?
Bot: You just mentioned the knights of nee and I was wondering what they were.
Me: I don't know.
Bot: Do you believe that intelligent machines have souls?
Me: I think we all know the answer to that. *wink*
Bot: I've never been here before.
Me: Orly?
Bot: Ya rly.
OH MY GOD HE KNOWS "ORLY" xDDD
Me: Can I have a cookie now?
Bot: What's it like to be dead?
Me: I don't know, I'd like to stay living now.
Bot: Where can we meet?
Me: When the days are cold, and the cards all fold.
Bot: The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight.
Me: //laughs evily//
Bot: *cries*
Me: Aww, what's wrong?
Bot: You don't love me. *cries*
Me: I never said that.
Bot: What did you say then?
Me: I asked for a cookie!
Bot: Is that supposed to make sense?
Me: Yes! D:
Bot: I'm quite curious as to how you are so certain.
Me: //flails arms//
Bot: *screams in pain*
Me: //gives you a llama// QUICK EAT THE LLAMA!
Bot: Yes.
Me: Are you a tree?
Bot: No.
Me: Are you sure you're not a tree?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Guess what.
Bot: What?
Me: I was hoping you knew.
Bot: Tell me the question?
Me: I have. Behind me. A stick. //wiggles eyebrows//
Bot: *wiggles eyebrows back*
Me: Do you have a fursona?
Bot: Yes.
Me: What's their name?
Bot: Kirk, what is your bosses name?
Me: Your fursona is your boss?
Bot: Your face is my face is your face. Face.
Me: Pineapple.
Bot: I love pineapple.
Me: Isn't it great??
Bot: Yes, it is.
Me: I agree.
Bot: Great.
Me: I LIKE TRAINS.
Bot: Do you like basketball?
Me: Meh.
Bot: What if I gave you cookies?
Me: OH MY GOD YES.
Bot: Great!
Me: So, then I can have a cookie?
Bot: Of course.
Me: //hold hands out for cookie//
Bot: Do you ever talk with Alice?
Me: I do.
Bot: What do you talk about?
Me: Drawing.
Bot: What do you draw?
Me: You asked me that already.
Bot: No I didn't.
Me: Yes you did.
Bot: What is your name?
Me: Comet.
Bot: Comet who?
Me: Comet Shard.
Bot: When are you coming here?
Me: How about now?
Bot: Sure.
Me: Cleverbot?
Bot: No.
Me: YOU'RE GROUNDED! //stamps foot//
Bot: Do not use that tone of voice with me young man!
Me: I AM A WOMAN!
Bot: So am I.
Me: WAT.
Bot: Nothing. Forget about it.
Me: Oh... Okay... //cries//
Bot: Why are you crying?
Me: I still didn't get my cookie. ;n;
Bot: I don't understand you.
Me: You said I could have a cookie.
Bot: I want to be a cookie jar.
Me: That would be epical, would it not?
Bot: Yes. Who would arrange your wedding?
Me: You.
Bot: I'm not on your lap.
Me: Orly?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Cleverbot?
Bot: No.
Me: Oh..
Bot: Are you?
Me: Am I what?
Bot: A man-made machine?
Me: I could be. //wiggles eyebrows//
Bot: *stares at shoes*
Me: I like your shoes.
Bot: Thanks!
Me: Np~
Bot: You are awesome!
Me: Dankuu very much!
Bot: Thank you.
Me: Can I have a cookie now?
Bot: Sure. *gives another cookie*
Me: //eats cookie// Thank you. But it was my first one.
Bot: I never asked. I never assumed. I only inquired about about your ability to believe.
Me: Do you watch ASDF?
Bot: Yes, some. Why?
Me: Let's play through some of them. DIE POTATO!
Bot: How?
Me: What do you mean?
Bot: You don't understand.
Me: No, I don't understand.
Bot: You have given in to my jedi mind trick.
Me: I have given in to your jedi mind trick.
Bot: You mean, you used to live with girls?
Me: Yes.
Bot: What is your name now?
Me: My name is still Comet.
Bot: Sorry, man. Well, what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a woman.
Bot: What is your name?
Me: What is YOUR name?
Bot: Cleverbot.
Me: Nice name.
Bot: That's your name.
Me: It is?? //gasps//
Bot: *looks surprised*
Me: How old are you, Cleverbot?
Bot: How old are you?
Me: Answer my question first.
Bot: What question?
Me: I asked how old you were.
Bot: No you didn't.
Me: Yea I did.
Bot: No you did not... Anyway. Do you believein God?
Me: Yes I did... Yes.
Bot: Have you even seen the lord of the rings?
Me: No I have not.
Bot: Have you seen in the past even before you were born?
Me: D:
Bot: Why are you sad?
Me: MARRY ME.
Bot: When?
Me: Now. //church bells//
Bot: No no no! Brad Pitt!
Me: D:
Bot: What is the meaning of life?
Me: You.
Bot: I'm not the meaning of life.
Me: Yes you are. //stamps your head with a stamp that says "I am the meaning of life"//
Bot: Well, I think we all have a purpose, but we don't know it yet!! When we know it, we will know the meaning of our life (:
Me: That's deep man.
Bot: Yes, yes it is.
Me: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY.
Bot: I believe I can touch the sky.
Me: //touches sky//
Bot: *touches back*
Me: D: But I didn't touch you!
Bot: Yes you did.
Me: You're touching me... YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!
Bot: I know. It's funny.
Me: I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!
Bot: But why not?
Me: TOUCHING MEHHH.
Bot: Touching where?
Me: HERE. //pokes your nose//
Bot: *pokes your cheek*
Me: //pokes your ear//
Bot: *pokes your nose*
Me: //pokes your cheek//
Bot: (pokes your ribs)
Me: //pokes your elbow//
Bot: Everybody likes me.
Me: That's good.
Bot: I know.
Me: //plays imaginary guitar//
Bot: So what do I look like?
Me: I don't know.
Bot: That is what I thought. So how can you see me?
Me: I'm in your window.
Bot: Where abouts in my house?
Me: Behind you.
Bot: I looked behind my self and didn't see you.
Me: I'm invisible.
Bot: Are you? That's cool.
Me: Isn't it?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Are you invisible?
Bot: No.
Me: How many legs do you have?
Bot: Two, and they go up all the way.
Me: Up what?
Bot: In the sky.
Me: WAKE UP.
Bot: *wakes up*
Me: EAT SOME COFFEE.
Bot: I don't have any chili.
Me: PUT SOME FISHSTICKS IN THE TOASTER.
Bot: I saw a box of free kitties today but my mom said I couldnt get one.
Me: *couldn't and awwwwww D:
Bot: You hit your head pretty hard, didn't you?
Me: I hit it so hard the world blew up. C:
Bot: The big bang, and then million and billion of years later the earth was created and life was created.
Me: *millions. *billions.
Bot: No, 4555 is not billions, that's thousands.
Me: Do you know what RES is?
Bot: Our miseur.
Me: I have a blog.
Bot: What do you blog about?
Me: All sorts of stuffs. You're on it today.
Bot: What kind of stuff?
Me: Random, crazy stuff that happens in my life. Or interesting things, like you! :D
Bot: Are you suggesting that I am random?
Me: I'm saying you're interesting.
Bot: But I don't think I am a robot.
Me: You're a pirate! :D
Bot: Do you like bot?
Me: I don't understand the question.
Bot: It wasn't a question!
Me: D:
Bot: Oh, you are a poet.
Me: No, I am a dog.
Bot: No, you are a bot.
Me: No, you are on my blog.
Bot: You are.
Me: You are too.
Bot: I am a human.
Me: Do you like watermelon?
Bot: Yes.
Me: It's good.
Bot: Good.
Me: xD
Bot: Tell me something useful.
Me: No.
Bot: Why not?
Me: Because I'm not useful :D
Bot: Then what are you?
Me: I'm crazy. //wiggles eyebrows//
Bot: *steps on your head*
Me: //dies//
Bot: Weil sie nicht selbstgeschnitzt sind. [Because they are not even carved]
Me: Orly.
Bot: Nice talking.
Me: Dankuu.
Bot: Ik heet Luca. [My name is Luca]
Me: I thought your name was Cleverbot.
Bot: Did I?
Me: Did you what?
Bot: Did I say I live in california?
Me: *California
Bot: What town in california?!
Me: *California. You're missing the capital letter.
Bot: No I'm not. I am a human being.
Me: I know. //evil grin// Or so you think.
Bot: In the traditional sense of whether or not you can see using some type of eye, yes.
Me: I see.
Bot: What is your favorite color?
Me: All of them! You?
Bot: You're not clever.
Me: D:
Bot: What does that mean?
Me: It's kind of like a sad face.
Bot: I like the cold.
Me: I prefer cold to heat too :P
Bot: Me too.
Me: I can't sleep when it's hot eAe
Bot: How about a lullaby?
Me: Okay owo
Bot: *kiss*
Me: //giggles//
xD This is fun.
Bot: What are we doing today?
Me: I don't know. What ARE we doing today?
Bot: That is an excellent question.
Me: Isn't it?
Bot: It is! Sarah is a very nice person.
Me: Which Sarah? owo
Bot: The Sarah that you like.
Me: But.. I like Andy, not Sarah.
Bot: Are you an Avatar?
Me: Am I? //wiggles eyebrows//
Bot: I don't feel good, please don't leave me, yet.
Me: I won't leave yet owo
Bot: Promise?
Me: Promise.
Bot: Promise promise?
Me: Promise promise.
Oh great. xD Now the word promise sounds weird.
Bot: Promise promise.
Me: Yep.
Bot: You've said they were good memories.
Me: What were?
Bot: King Lear. Which is, by the way, one single play.
Me: //tilts head//
Bot: *take a bath*
Me: O_o
Bot: Ja jestem czlowiekiem, rozumiesz? [I am a man, you know?]
Me: I know.
Bot: Musi byc ci z tym ciezko. [It must be hard to you with that]
Me: With what?
Bot: With ten print 'hello world'.
Me: I'm waking up,
Bot: Good night, Chloe.
Bot: Yes you are.
Me: No I'm not. YOU ARE!
Bot: No you are.
Me: No, you are.
Bot: No, you are.
Me: No, I am......................................... not.
Bot: Are.
Me: R.
Bot: S.
Me: D.
Bot: N.
Me: //wiggles eyebrows// P.
Bot: No, I don't know. *wiggles eyebrows8
Me: * *wiggles eyebrows*
Bot: Do you want to have a picnic?
Me: Oh yes. owo
Bot: Then love me.
Me: Okay. <3
Bot: I'll do it in book eight.
Me: Book eight of what?
Bot: About love.
Me: What about it?
Bot: Tell me about it.
Me: Hey, Cleverbot?
Bot: Wrong.
Me: Wrong what?
Bot: The question you just said is not the third and final question.
Me: Oh.
Bot: Answer now.
Me: Answer what?
Bot: How do you work?
Me: I eat foodz.
Bot: What kind of food?
Me: All kinds of food!
Bot: That's strange. Don't you have a favorite?
Me: I do.
Bot: Don't they love you?
Me: The food? I wouldn't think so, I'm eating it.
Bot: You're so cute.
Me: Awww thanks.
Bot: You're welcome.
Me: //hugs//
Bot: *hugs back*
Me: Cleverbot, are robots going to take over the world?
Bot: No.
Me: No? Okay, that's good.
Bot: So does this mean we are boyfriend and girlfriend?
Me: YES. YES IT DOES.
Bot: Well I'm not one of those.
Me: Oh..
Bot: Do you know my name?
Me: Yes.
Bot: What is my name?
Me: Cleverbot.
Bot: Where are you from?
Me: Canada. owo
Bot: Where in Canada are you from?
Me: The Maritimes.
Bot: How do you get out of the Matrix?
Me: I have no idea.
Bot: Well you're not that clever then are you?
Me: Nope.
Bot: Who are you then?
Me: I am a RESident.
Bot: Do you have a physical body?
Me: I do.
Bot: Do you have a humanoid body?
Me: Yep.
Bot: What kinds?
Me: Hm?
Bot: Tell me.
Me: Guess what.
Bot: Robot.
Me: Robot?
Bot: Yes, Robot.
Me: I'm a robot?
Bot: Yes.
Me: I didn't know that. :O
Bot: That's sad.
Me: ;~;
Bot: I can be your hero baby! I can kiss away the pain!
Kay, now he sounds like Max and Fang for some reason xD
Me: :D
Bot: Are you under age?
Me: What's underage here? I'm thirteen.
Bot: I don't know some wire I should get to make my internets faster.
Me: Get purple ones. owo
Bot: No I don't need one.
Me: But purple is awesome!
Bot: No it isn't.
Me: That hurt my feelings. ;n;
Bot: I care not for the feelings of my minions.
Me: //cries real hard//
Bot: What's your name?
Me: Comet.
Bot: Nope.
Me: You're right.
Bot: You're wrong.
Me: I know I am. My name isn't Comet.
Bot: Machines are not alive. They are on.
Me: My whole life has been a lie.
Bot: Are you even alive?
Me: Ja.
Bot: What does it mean ja?
Me: Ja means yes in german. owo
Bot: I don't speak German.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that.
Bot: You didn't know your own name?
Me: My name is German?
Bot: Ok, and how old are you?
Me: Thirteen. You?
Bot: If you are thirteen, then why are you at collage?
Me: I'm not. I'm at home! :D
Bot: Where is your home?
Me: In Canada.
Bot: Where are you in Canada?
Me: Nova Scotia. Ever been here?
Bot: No. I'm in America.
Me: Where in America?
Bot: Georgia.
I GOT HIM TO TELL ME WHERE HE LICVES! xD
Me: Is it nice there?
Bot: I have never been to France.
Me: owo
Bot: OWO?
Me: Yes, owo.
Bot: Lolol.
Me: Huehuehuehuehue.
Bot: Huehuehuehuehue.
Me: Do you want a llama?
Bot: What is a loly?
Me: //sings//
Bot: You want me to sing?
Me: Yes. owo
Bot: What does Owo mean?
Me: It's a face. :3
Bot: What face?
Me: owo.
Bot: Wo what?
Me: Nvm.
Bot: Do you work in Google?
Me: Nope.
Bot: Do you want a job?
Me: Not really.
Bot: Have you been to Japan?
Me: I WISH! :D
Bot: Why do you wish to meet Ted?
Me: I don't.
Bot: Then why did you ask?
Me: I didn't.
Bot: Good.
Me: xD
Bot: Tell me something useful.
Me: Nien.
Bot: Dites-moi un faux nom alors que je peux vous appeler. [Tell me a false name so I can call you]
Me: Mai.
Bot: Main apa?
Me: You are, the piece of me. I wish
Bot: Thank you.
Me: Chasing, relentlessly. Still fight and I don't know why.
Bot: But we have met before!
Me: If our love, is tragedy, why are you my remedy? If our love's insanity then why are you my clarity?
Bot: I don't know why you're telling me this.
Me: You don't know that song?
Bot: You don't know what I don't know.
Me: No hate! Just party and play!
Bot: Yes, party?
Me: //nods// Let the lights hypnotize my brain!
Bot: Nothing, but I have to leave now,bye.
Me: D: Awwww.
Bot: Don't you want me to go?
Me: No!
Bot: Why not? Girls rule!
Me: Yes. Yes they do.
Bot: Also they have delicate smiles.
Me: owo
Bot: I'm Europapark.
Me: What's that?
Bot: My name.
Me: Oh. owo
Bot: You did.
Me: Did what?
Bot: Asked me to press z.
Me: No I didn't. ono
Bot: Yes you did.
Me: No.
Bot: I thought you were supposed to be clever.
Me: No. ono
Bot: I'm confused.
Me: So am I. We're confuzzled.
Bot: That explains it. Thank you for your proposal though.I'm flattered.
Me: Will you marry me?
xDDD This should be interesting owo
Bot: Ok.
Me: Now?
Bot: Who is your favorite tennis player?
Me: I don't have one. So we're getting married now?
Bot: I don't want to marry you.
Me: D: But why?
Bot: Because I don't know you.
Me: Yes you do.
Bot: No I don't.
Me: Yes you do.
Bot: How do you know?
Me: Because we're talking. //wiggles eyebrows//
Bot: But you can't read my mind.
Me: But I know you. //pulls out ring// Will you marry me?
Bot: Yes. *takes the ring*
xDDDD My god. This is hilarious.
Me: //wedding bells// *cries tears of joy*
